You be the pirate everyone else wants to be. You rule the ocean -- a pirate who be answerin' to no man or no blasted government. You be musical, and got a certain style if not flair. But other pirates won't be messing with you cause you be known to cut up those scurvy dogs!
So as it turns out, there is no “Beth” in my name. However this fact hasn't stopped the hoards of people from misinterpreting my name, which for the record is SARAH, and twisting that into Beth. I have nothing against the name Beth, it’s just not my name. But here again, that doesn’t stop me from being called Beth as much as Sarah. Mail comes to me, addressed to Beth. What the Beth?